be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

1898

Real summer 1998

In the 90s, lunchables came with a can of pop. You could purchase a tube of sour goo that you could squeeze straight into your mouth. It was nuts.

i literally chugged one a few months ago

Yeah yeah, we've all chugged the goo

Northern Flicker

person w adhd experiencing symptoms of adhd: why the fuck can’t I do this thing . I wish there was some explanation for this

Ugh, all these amateurs doing Major-General’s Song parodies about millennials with inexact rhymes!!! This is how you do it:

MILLENNIAL:

I am the very model of a modern, gay millennial,

I’ve information useless and anxiety perennial,

I’m treated with suspicion when I’m not outright infantilized

And miffed at how the internet is ever more mercantilized.

I fret about the dangers of calamity climatical,

And get my hands on media in manner most piratical,

I’m practiced in the art of homosexual effrontery—

Effrontery, effrontery, let’s see…yes!

And often made ecstatic by an older woman’s cuntery!

CHORUS:

And often made ecstatic by an older woman’s cuntery,

And often made ecstatic by an older woman’s cuntery!

And often made ecstatic by an older woman’s cunter-unter-y!

MILLENNIAL:

Then I can write a catalogue of epithets Homerical,

And have a handsome person get me nakedly hysterical—

I likely won’t survive to see the U.S. tricentennial,

For I’m the very model of a modern, gay millennial!

CHORUS:

There’s very little chance he’ll see the U.S. tricentennial,

The country won’t last long enough, and he’s a gay millennial!

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tha's it, that's my dissertation

i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.

Haki the Shetland Pony (1968) written by Kathleen Fidler, illustrated by Victor G. Ambrus